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1.68sI hate the planet of the Moochers.
6.51sThey take you out for a drink, but when the check comes their wallet's always in their other pants which they borrowed from me.
1.37sDinner ready?
2.6sThose lousy Moochers cleaned out our pantry.
4.47sAll they left was baking soda and capers and here it is.
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0.83sGreat.
2.44sWe're two days from Earth with no food.
3.2sProblem solved. You two fight to the death and I'll cook the loser.
1.87sWork his gut. I like it tender.
2.37sMaybe that planet over there has a drive-thru.
2.73sA Burger jerk or a Fishy joe's or a Chiseler or something.
1.3sDon't get your hopes up.
1.73sWe're a billion miles from nowhere.
3.07sYeah, it's probably only got a Howard johnson's.
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5.02sWell, it's a Type "M" planet so it should at least have roddenberries.
1.15sI'm experienced at foraging.
2.37sI used to find edible mushrooms on my bath mat.
1.18sI found some rocks.
1.47sYou guys eat rocks, right?
0.48sNo.
2.62sNot even if they're sauteed in a little mud?
1.22sHere's something.