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2.22sSir! I say, sir!
2.72sThe hour is upon us, sir!
2.6sHello. My husband will be right with you.
2.49sWe're just taking this old Christmas tree to the dump.
4.5sWell, now, I wouldn't be much of a Southern gentleman if I didn't help you carry that tree.
3.39sNo, no, no, no. You'll get sap on your dueling blouse.
3.9sWell, at least let me shoot it into smaller pieces for you, ma'am.
2.77sWell, it's worth a try. Don't you-- We're fine, Colonel.
2.35sGood day.
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2.94sIt looks like you were saved by a Christmas tree.
3.87sAnd somebody wanted to get rid of it in April.
4.34sFlanders, you gotta help me. is there a Southern couple parked in front of my house?
1.75sOoh, yes indeedy, Homer.
2.44sLooks like they're settlin' in for a long stay.
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3.24sI was afraid of that. Well, good-bye, my gentle neighbor.
2.74sYou know, I've always wanted to tell you how much--
2.17sTo continue talking, please deposit 10 cents.
2.24sAw, screw it.