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2.25sOh, no.
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1.7sHe's out there, isn't he?
3.33sI'm afraid so, and his wife's with him.
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2.05sHomer!
1.93sHey, I'm not dead yet!
1.93sSave me, Marge! I saved you!
2.17sWhy don't you have the colonel's wife save you?
3.64sOh, Marge, that's in the past. just let it go.
2.22sSir! I say, sir!
2.72sThe hour is upon us, sir!
2.6sHello. My husband will be right with you.
2.49sWe're just taking this old Christmas tree to the dump.
4.5sWell, now, I wouldn't be much of a Southern gentleman if I didn't help you carry that tree.
3.39sNo, no, no, no. You'll get sap on your dueling blouse.
3.9sWell, at least let me shoot it into smaller pieces for you, ma'am.
2.77sWell, it's worth a try. Don't you-- We're fine, Colonel.