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3.14sSo, Kevin made another attempt on his life last night.
1.85sHe drank two bottles of dish soap.
1.83sWell, we have some news, too.
2.4sChris is dating the most wonderful girl.
2.4sYou know, everyone said, "Don't smoke during your pregnancy,"
3.27sbut I think some of it rubbed off on him 'cause now he's cool.
3.07sThat's nice. Well, I should go, Lois.
1.8sYeah, I should probably get going myself.
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1.28sOh, my God!
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1.4sWhat? What is it, Lois?
3.45sThat girl over there, that's Chris' girlfriend!
2.37sHey, you know, she kind of looks like you, Lois.
2.47sMaybe she'll thank me for buying the coffee.
2.6sYou think she looks like me, too?
2.84sOh, my God. I'm starting to think Brian was right.
3.14sMaybe I have been blinded by my own stupid vanity.
2.14sThat girl is nothing but trouble.
1.57sAre you gonna tell Chris?
4.09sI guess I'll have to, but he doesn't take bad news very well.
3.17sOh, Chris, honey, I'm so sorry to tell you this,
2sbut your grandfather died.
1.58s(HISSING)
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