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1.97sSo, what are you two up to tonight?
1.7sWell, we really haven't decided yet.
3.8sEh, I'll think of something while I'm taking a chick dump in your parents' bathroom.
2.57sAnd I will hold your purse.
3.25sGood for Chris, huh? He picked a peach, didn't he?
1.67sDidn't he pick a peach, Brian?
1.73s(STAMMERING) Yeah, I don't know.
2.34sWhat's not to know, she's terrific.
5.1sLois, don't you think maybe part of the reason you like Lindsey could be because she looks so much like you?
2.6s(LAUGHS) What? What are you talking about?
2.1sCome on, she's clearly an awful person.
3.1sAnd I think it's possible that your vanity has made you a little blind to that.
3.55sOh, I see what's going on here, you're jealous.
1.94sChris has a wonderful young woman in his life,
1.3sand you've got nothing.
1.23sShe's kind of right, Brian.
4.97sAll you've got is a worn-out rope toy and that squirrel who comes by once a day to taunt you.
4.19s(LEAVES RUSTLING) Hey! Hey, get out of here! This is our yard!