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1.75sIt's his cousin's anus.
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1.8sGood evening, Quahog. I'm Tom Tucker.
1.77sAnd I'm Joyce Kinney.
6.42sTom, I think I speak for all of us here at Channel Five News when I say it's good to have you back here at half your original salary.
1sStill twice yours, Joyce.
1.63sOur top story tonight,
2.27sQuahog's first organic supermarket opens this weekend.
5.3sSo head on down before the gays turn it into a cruising ground like they did the Barnes & Noble upstairs coffee bar,
1.37swhich they had to close.
2.52sWell, I'm just happy Tom got his job back.
2.27sBut I'm sorry I missed meeting your girlfriend, Chris.
1.1sThat's okay, Dad.
1.43sYeah, Chris, I never asked you.
1.97sWhat did Lindsey say when you broke up with her?
1.5sShe didn't seem to mind.
2.6sI think she already moved on to someone else.
1.37sThanks for buying me these clothes, Glenn.
2.17sYou're welcome. And you're dismissed.
1.8sDo I still get to keep the 20?
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