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2.13sYou're a handsome, kind-hearted young man,
2.87sand any girl would be lucky to have you in her life.
1.43sYou really think so?
1.7sOf course I do, sweetheart.
1.17sThanks, Mom.
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2.55sNow I'm gonna take the child filter off the computer,
2sand I want you to have a fun night.
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3.22sOkay, this is it, James. I got your next project right here.
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1.9sPeter, you've pitched me dozens of projects,
3.54sand all of them involve me playing a hayride driver.
1.47sI don't know, I just see you doing that.
2.07sYou know, this year, it's vampires, next year, it's hay.
1.47sThese things go in cycles.
2.07sPeter, this is probably a good time to fire you.
1.07sWhat?
1.53sCome on, Peter, who are we kidding?
3.17sYou're a one-man operation. You know me, I need a whole crew.
3.1sI need a drugs guy, a girls guy, a fitness guy,
2.74s"a guy with a boat who can dump stuff way out there" kind of guy.
3.4sBut you're my only client! Without you, I'm ruined!
1.55sWell, that's show business.
2.52sNow, if you'll excuse me, I have to answer this fake phone call.
1.67sHello? Grimace from McDonald's?
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