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3.9s(SOBBING) TOM: Good evening, I'm Michael Myers.
1.83sI have enormous psychological problems,
2.62sand I'm going to take them out on you.
1.58sIt is him. I can't believe it.
1.8sI mean, that's, like, my favorite movie ever!
2.97sI thought The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas was your favorite movie.
1.8sNo, that's my favorite period piece.
1.6sWell, that and Good Night, and Good Luck.
2.15sEven though I was tricked into leaving early.
1.75sGood night, and good luck.
2.12sAnd good night and good luck to you, sir.
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1.73sOh, hi, Chris. How was school?
2.3sIt was great. I met a girl, Mom!
1.27sThat's wonderful, honey.
2.34sYeah, her name is Lindsey, like the state.
1.03sIs she nice?
1.93sYeah, she's really nice and super pretty,
2.24sand her bicycle seat smells like strawberries.
2.23sOh, okay.
4.64sI'm gonna go upstairs and alternate between hopeful excitement and suicidal pessimism!