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1.47sHi, you two.
5.02sYou know, Lindsey, I just want to say how nice it is to have such a beautiful young woman in our home.
2.57sOh, a baby. I almost had one of you twice.
3.25s(LAUGHING) Who didn't, right?
1.97sSo, what are you two up to tonight?
1.7sWell, we really haven't decided yet.
3.8sEh, I'll think of something while I'm taking a chick dump in your parents' bathroom.
2.57sAnd I will hold your purse.
3.25sGood for Chris, huh? He picked a peach, didn't he?
1.67sDidn't he pick a peach, Brian?
1.73s(STAMMERING) Yeah, I don't know.
2.34sWhat's not to know, she's terrific.
5.1sLois, don't you think maybe part of the reason you like Lindsey could be because she looks so much like you?
2.6s(LAUGHS) What? What are you talking about?
2.1sCome on, she's clearly an awful person.
3.1sAnd I think it's possible that your vanity has made you a little blind to that.