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1.54sSorry doesn't cut it, Peter.
2.74sI quit my job, I left everything behind to come out here.
1.43sI know, but I was just trying to help.
2.87sI never wanted to let you down.
2.7sWell, I suppose your only crime is that you believed in me.
2.25sAnd then stopped believing in me rather abruptly.
3.25sSo what do you say? You ready to go back to where we both belong?
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1.87sYup. Let's go home.
1.2sSounds good.
3.09sHey, check out this picture James Woods texted me.
2.44sWhat is that? A balloon running out of air?
1.2sYeah, see, I was hoping you would know.
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1.75sIt's his cousin's anus.
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1.8sGood evening, Quahog. I'm Tom Tucker.
1.77sAnd I'm Joyce Kinney.
6.42sTom, I think I speak for all of us here at Channel Five News when I say it's good to have you back here at half your original salary.