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2.44sWhy would you even date a girl like that?
3.02sWell, because I thought she'd be like you.
1.4sLike me?
3.19sWell, you got to admit, Mom, she does look a lot like you.
2.52sI mean, I just look at you and Dad, you know?
2.97sHe's a complete train wreck, and you put up with him.
2.37sAnd I'm no prize myself.
3.17sSo, I guess I figured if I don't find a girl just like you,
2.27sI might never find anyone.
5sOh, Chris, of course you'll find someone. And you are a prize.
2.13sYou're a handsome, kind-hearted young man,
2.87sand any girl would be lucky to have you in her life.
1.43sYou really think so?
1.7sOf course I do, sweetheart.
1.17sThanks, Mom.
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2.55sNow I'm gonna take the child filter off the computer,
2sand I want you to have a fun night.
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3.22sOkay, this is it, James. I got your next project right here.
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1.9sPeter, you've pitched me dozens of projects,
3.54sand all of them involve me playing a hayride driver.