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3.44sChris, honey, there's something I want to talk to you about.
1.58sWhy, sure, Mom. Come on in.
1.57sChris, you know your girlfriend, Lindsey?
1.35sYeah?
4.52sWell, honey, I saw her making out with another boy.
2.17sWas she kissing with her mouth, or her pants-mouth?
1.5sBecause she does both.
3.3sChris, I can't believe you knew about this! That's terrible!
2.44sWhy would you even date a girl like that?
3.02sWell, because I thought she'd be like you.
1.4sLike me?
3.19sWell, you got to admit, Mom, she does look a lot like you.
2.52sI mean, I just look at you and Dad, you know?
2.97sHe's a complete train wreck, and you put up with him.
2.37sAnd I'm no prize myself.
3.17sSo, I guess I figured if I don't find a girl just like you,
2.27sI might never find anyone.
5sOh, Chris, of course you'll find someone. And you are a prize.
2.13sYou're a handsome, kind-hearted young man,
2.87sand any girl would be lucky to have you in her life.
1.43sYou really think so?
1.7sOf course I do, sweetheart.
1.17sThanks, Mom.