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2.7sWell, I suppose your only crime is that you believed in me.
2.25sAnd then stopped believing in me rather abruptly.
3.25sSo what do you say? You ready to go back to where we both belong?
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1.87sYup. Let's go home.
1.2sSounds good.
3.09sHey, check out this picture James Woods texted me.
2.44sWhat is that? A balloon running out of air?
1.2sYeah, see, I was hoping you would know.
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1.75sIt's his cousin's anus.
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1.8sGood evening, Quahog. I'm Tom Tucker.
1.77sAnd I'm Joyce Kinney.
6.42sTom, I think I speak for all of us here at Channel Five News when I say it's good to have you back here at half your original salary.
1sStill twice yours, Joyce.
1.63sOur top story tonight,
2.27sQuahog's first organic supermarket opens this weekend.
5.3sSo head on down before the gays turn it into a cruising ground like they did the Barnes & Noble upstairs coffee bar,
1.37swhich they had to close.
2.52sWell, I'm just happy Tom got his job back.
2.27sBut I'm sorry I missed meeting your girlfriend, Chris.
1.1sThat's okay, Dad.
1.43sYeah, Chris, I never asked you.
1.97sWhat did Lindsey say when you broke up with her?