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4.8sBig deal! When I was a pup, we got spanked by presidents till the cows came home.
3.8sGrover Cleveland spanked me on two nonconsecutive occasions!
3.24sGrampa, I know in your day spanking was common,
3.14sbut Homer and I just don't believe in that kind of punishment.
2.74sAnd that's why your no-good kids are running wild!
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3.17sFirst, Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals,
2.94sthen he makes fun of the way I talk... probably.
4.47sNow he steals my right to raise a disobedient, smart-alecky son!
2.07sWell, that's it!
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3.67sHey, Bush! Get out here!
2.17sExcuse me, sir. Where are you going?
2.55sI'm going to punch George Bush in the face.
1.77sOkay. Is he expecting you?
0.65sYou owe me an apology!
2.7sHey, you owe me an apology.
1.92sIf you were any kind of a father,
3.09syou'd have disciplined that boy a long time ago.