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3.2sOh, that's just his way. He really likes you.
3.22sYou know, it's time for him to get up and work on his memoirs.
2.33sWhy don't you go wake him?
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2.17sWhat the--
4.34sGreat Scott! Don't touch that. That's the alpenhorn Helmut Kohl gave me.
2.97s- Where'd you get those pajamas?
- They're presidential pajamas.
2.47sYou have to be president, and you're not president.
0.67sYes, I am.
2.4sD-- No, you're not. Bar!
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3.07s- Hey, where's your candy?
- We don't have any. Now, go away!
2.17sGeorge!
4.67sOlder people don't eat much candy, Bart, but I could bake you some cookies.
3.54sCan't remember the last time she made cookies for me.
0.55sWhat's that?
1.27sOh, n-nothing.
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1.75sAll right. His story checks out.
3.05sMarge, would you love me more if I were president?
2.24s'Cause I'll do it if it'll make you happy.
4.94sHomie, as long as you keep the car full of gas, I'm happy.
2.54sWell, you can always depend on that.