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2.97sWhy don't you get off that sofa and show Bart your photos?
2.04sOh, but he'll gunk 'em all up.
2.64sHis hands are probably covered with mud and cookies.
3.37sHe probably stole a napkin.
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2.68s- Who's that, George?
- That's me with Charlton Heston.
1.93sHe was-- Who's that, George?
3.07sYou wouldn't know him. That's Bob Mosbacher. He was secretary of--
2.1sThat's a dumb name. Who's that, George?
2sMaybe he thinks "Bart" is a dumb--
2.6s- How many times were you president, George?
- just once.
2.17sBar, isn't it time for dinner yet?
2.34sI'm making rice. It'll be a while.
2.7sDid your Secret Service goons ever whack anybody, George?
1.82sYou know, in my day,
3.54slittle boys didn't call their elders by their first names.
2.77sYeah? Well, welcome to the 20th century, George.
3.55sI'll kick you right out of the 20th century, you little--
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4.09sOh, man. I only got one minute till they stop serving those breakfast balls! D'oh!
3.1sAh, let's see now. What do you folks have here, huh?