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3.5sI mean, I'm due back in this same courtroom three times today.
3.75sHell, I torched a blood bank! One cookie, my ass!
3.62sPlease, please give me back my mommy!
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1.37s(CRYING)
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3.67sYour Honor, there is no way we can find this defendant guilty!
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2.72sAlthough I will miss the jury room cold cuts.
2.92sAnd the Quality Inn more than lived up to its name...
1.18sCase dismissed!
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2.6s...business center, workout room,
2.24san honor bar I was honored to use...
1.2sThat's enough.
2.2sAnd Peggy in the coffee shop, what a pistol.
2.07sA mere nod in her direction,
1.78sand the refill was in the mug!
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8.04sThe jets in the whirlpool anticipated my every move when it was working. And $3 for a local call?
1.97sThey should be the ones on trial!
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5.27sOh, Mom, I'm so happy! I never want to let you go!