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1.03sEnd communication.
8.41s(GAVEL SLAMMING) Now, Lisa, would you agree that your grandmother is a sweet, harmless woman who could hardly be considered a menace to society?
4.6sDefinitely. If you ask me, she's far less dangerous than Bart.
2.6sIf it please the court, I would like to go ape on my sister.
2.02sI object. Judge, sidebar?
1.15sVery well.
1.35sJudge, do you have a little sister?
1.07sYes.
3.3sShe used to call me "Fatty Boomalatty."
1.5sI'll allow an Indian burn.
1.14sThank you, Your Honor.
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1.4sLISA: Ow!
2.62sYour Honor, can you please focus on the case at hand?
2.29sI'm sorry. My wife left me this morning.
2.6sNow, I'm not a man who's good with words.
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2.67sYou gotta say something. She's looking at 20 years!
3.44sAnd my legal license expires in 15 minutes.
1.67sI barely know my mother.
3.47sAnd every time I see her, she's taken away again.