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2.13sSorry about all the cloak and dagger, Homer,
3.4sbut the government is still after me for what I did in the '60s.
4.32sThey're probably tapping your phones and reading your mail.
3.77sI think the government has better things to do than to read my mail.
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2.47sMost people write letters to movie stars.
2.04sThis Simpson guy writes to movies!
2.5s"Dear Die Hard, you rock!
2.94s"Especially when that guy was on the roof.
3.24s"P.S. Do you know Mad Max?"
6.36sTo reach you, I called up my friends in the liberal media and planted that story about the giant pizza.
2.15sYou sure know me, Mom.
2.83sPizza was the first food he choked on.
0.82sAw...
2.03sSo why are you back in town?
2.58sI saw this macaroni pencil holder Homer made me,
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2.5sand I realized how much I missed him.
2.64sI made this when I was five.
3.04sI had to do something. Your pencils were all over the place.