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0.82sNo.
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4.09s(READING) I'll put that in the "maybes."
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1.88sI gotta get that T-shirt.
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1.17s"World's biggest pizza"?
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2.72sOh, my God!
2.7sMarge, wake up! The newspaper's talking to me!
4.54sOh, relax. I'm sure it's just your brain going crazy.
2.44sI wish! Look at this headline!
5.89sSomeone or something knows I love oversized food and short punchy articles.
4.22sSo they hid a message in the first letter of each line. See?
3.6s"Homer, meet me 4th street overpass midnite."
4.12sWait a minute. This is today's paper! That meeting is tonight!
2.95sDon't tell me you're actually going.
1.18sMarge, I don't know what this is.
2.37sBut sometimes you've just gotta go with your gut.
1.88sYou always go with your gut.