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1.9sHoney, this is your moment in the sun.
3sAnd I couldn't be more pleased for your happiness.
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3.25s(WHIMPERS) Why was I born?
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6.77s(STRUGGLING) Oh, T-shirt, bless the loom that fruited you.
1.9s(GASPS) Homer!
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1.83sWin your own T-shirt!
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3.29s(GROANS) HOMER: Gotta win a T-shirt. Gotta win a T-shirt.
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3.39sOkay, get ready to laugh.
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2.43s"Cranford man missing."
4.49sWhat's he missing? His pants? A train? Gimme a break!