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2.47swho is living his dream of playing for the New England Patriots.
0.47sBob?
0.59sThanks, Tom.
1.4sI'm fond of your hair, as well.
3.63sI'm standing here with Tom Brady and his newest teammate, Peter Griffin.
3.3sHey, Ma! Check it out! I'm married to a pro athlete!
1.52sWhat do you think of that?
0.97s(LAUGHING)
1.37sWe're really excited to have Peter.
2.47sI think he's gonna make a great addition to a great team.
3.16sI want to thank God. I want to thank the Lord God.
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2.66s'Cause it's not really up to me. It's up to him.
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2.03sAnd I want to thank the devil, too.
3.13sYou know, 'cause that's why God's there.
3.6sHe's minding the fence, making sure that guy never comes back.
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0.97sUh...
2.4sYou know, if it weren't for the devil, God'd probably go insane,
2.8sblow his brains out from boredom, you know?
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4.7sEverybody likes to feel useful. Maketh the world go round.
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1.09sBack to you, Tom.
2.13sDiane, didn't your first husband blow his brains out?
1.97sOh, God.
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3.03sComing up. America's hottest new curse word, "kleeman."