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2.66sComing here was a huge mistake, Lois.
3.4sPeter, I know you're humiliated, but getting drunk is not the answer.
4.16sUh-oh. Either my esophagus just got shorter, or I'm about to throw up.
1.66sPeter, that was amazing.
2.3sI've never seen a guy your size who could move like that.
3.06sHow would you like to play for the New England Patriots?
1.13sPETER: I'd love to.
1.09sSay, listen, Tom,
1.97scould you get me a towel? I threw up on the floor.
2.06sAnd could you also get another towel?
2.03sI also threw up on this gentleman's bare lap.
1.76s- MAN: Could you wet the towel?
- Wet the towel, Tom?
3.44sFor our top story tonight, we go live to terrific haircut Bob Costas
2.06sas he talks with local man Peter Griffin,
2.47swho is living his dream of playing for the New England Patriots.
1.4sI'm fond of your hair, as well.
3.63sI'm standing here with Tom Brady and his newest teammate, Peter Griffin.
3.3sHey, Ma! Check it out! I'm married to a pro athlete!