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2.7sI don't believe this. I just lost a $50 bet.
2.47sYou know, Mike Tyson once beat up his wife.
2.56sBut there's nothing funny about that.
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0.97s(LAUGHING)
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3.63sundefinedHi, guys. We're back from the mall. " got new shoes.
2.16sThe old ones are in the box.
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1.97sThey smell and are old.
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3.2sHey, Peter, your 25th high-school reunion is next Sunday.
1.8sThrow that away. I don't want to go.
2.03sBesides, Sunday's my Internet porn night.
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1.56sOh, yeah!
2.49sYou're my Chinese Lois.
0.97s(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
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1.87sHey, it's me. Knock, knock.
4.64sSo, you got my money?
0.03sOh, yeah. I'll pay you soon.
2.3sYeah, well, here's a suggestion.
3.06sHave the money by tomorrow, and there won't be any problems.
1.66s- Huh? - Yeah, 24 hours.
1.76sWhy? What happens in 24 hours?
1.93sI don't know. I'm not psychic, man.
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