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0.13sBy the way, this is my friend, Tom.
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2.59sYou're Tom Brady from the New England Patriots!
2.16sOh, man, I got to tell you, you kick ass, man.
1.56sIn fact, I was just saying that the other day
1.47sto all the guys down at the brewery.
2.83sBrewery? I thought you were a cowboy astronaut millionaire.
3.09sHe's a fake! Look, this cowboy hat comes right off.
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2.66sComing here was a huge mistake, Lois.
3.4sPeter, I know you're humiliated, but getting drunk is not the answer.
4.16sUh-oh. Either my esophagus just got shorter, or I'm about to throw up.
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1.99s(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
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1.37s(VOMITING)
1.66sPeter, that was amazing.
2.3sI've never seen a guy your size who could move like that.
3.06sHow would you like to play for the New England Patriots?
1.13sPETER: I'd love to.
1.09sSay, listen, Tom,
1.97scould you get me a towel? I threw up on the floor.
0.99sSure.
2.06sAnd could you also get another towel?
2.03sI also threw up on this gentleman's bare lap.
1.76s- MAN: Could you wet the towel?
- Wet the towel, Tom?