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2.47sI think he's gonna make a great addition to a great team.
3.16sI want to thank God. I want to thank the Lord God.
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2.66s'Cause it's not really up to me. It's up to him.
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2.03sAnd I want to thank the devil, too.
3.13sYou know, 'cause that's why God's there.
3.6sHe's minding the fence, making sure that guy never comes back.
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0.97sUh...
2.4sYou know, if it weren't for the devil, God'd probably go insane,
2.8sblow his brains out from boredom, you know?
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4.7sEverybody likes to feel useful. Maketh the world go round.
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1.09sBack to you, Tom.
2.13sDiane, didn't your first husband blow his brains out?
1.97sOh, God.
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3.03sComing up. America's hottest new curse word, "kleeman."
1.76sWe'll tell you what it means after this.
2.16sBoy, Lois, I can't believe this is happening to me.
1.73sI'm somebody now, you know?
2.83sI don't have to lie to people about my life anymore.
2.53sOh, I am so happy for you, Peter.
1.9sWhat the hell happened to you?