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2.44sUh-huh. I'm worldly. I'm fun.
2.74sThis ain't mileage, this is experience. Not interested.
2.7sListen, just so there are no surprises, don't be scared,
2.94smy stuff looks like someone spilled an apple pie in my lap.
1.67s(SIGHS) Yuck.
1.77sDidn't you have any fun at all, sweetie?
2.74sWell, I guess I did get to go on the space shuttle every day.
1.33sReally? No way.
2.5sI always wanted to be an astronaut like Lance Armstrong.
1.77sIt's Neil Armstrong.
1.97sHe lied about his name, too?
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1.65sWow, this is amazing, Chris.
2.47sLook at this, Lois, a week ago, we call him stupid,
2.23sand now he's giving tours of the space shuttle.
2.97sNegative reinforcement, that's the key. Right, stupid?
2.43s(GROANS) I'll do better.
1.7sSo, do you know how all this stuff works?
1.74sWell, I don't know what most of these buttons do,