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2.74sYeah, remember when the fat man brought home that cougar chick?
2.84sYou make yourself comfortable, Beth. I'll be right back.
2.37sHi, young man. I'm looking for a good time.
2.44sUh-huh. I'm worldly. I'm fun.
2.74sThis ain't mileage, this is experience. Not interested.
2.7sListen, just so there are no surprises, don't be scared,
2.94smy stuff looks like someone spilled an apple pie in my lap.
1.67s(SIGHS) Yuck.
1.77sDidn't you have any fun at all, sweetie?
2.74sWell, I guess I did get to go on the space shuttle every day.
1.33sReally? No way.
2.5sI always wanted to be an astronaut like Lance Armstrong.
1.77sIt's Neil Armstrong.
1.97sHe lied about his name, too?
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1.65sWow, this is amazing, Chris.