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2.47s(PHONE BEEPS) Hang on, I got another call.
1.4sHello?
3.92sLois, I'm at the gym. I hate it here. I want to come home.
1.6sEverybody's so mean.
3.27sAnd there's this one guy who follows me around and calls me fat.
3.54sWell, I suppose I... (PHONE BEEPS) Hang on, honey, I'm getting another call.
1.62sHello?
2.69sHey, is fat ass home yet? Put him on, I want to talk to him.
3.21s
1.83sThanks for coming to get me, you guys.
1.12sHey, no problem.
4.47sWe spent thousands of dollars to send you here and made two trips to Florida in four days.
1.37sI'm glad we had you.
1.37sWell, I'm sorry.
2.1sI thought I could handle it here, but I was wrong.
2.42sThat's okay, honey, everyone makes mistakes.
2.74sYeah, remember when the fat man brought home that cougar chick?
2.84sYou make yourself comfortable, Beth. I'll be right back.
2.37sHi, young man. I'm looking for a good time.
2.44sUh-huh. I'm worldly. I'm fun.
2.74sThis ain't mileage, this is experience. Not interested.
2.7sListen, just so there are no surprises, don't be scared,
2.94smy stuff looks like someone spilled an apple pie in my lap.