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0.9sBye, Chris. Good luck.
1.35sTake care, Chris.
2.28sOh, and hey, if you get sent off on a space mission, um,
2.2sdon't be the black guy, 'cause you'll die.
3.02sI know you're gonna have fun and make lots of good friends.
3.44sYeah, and not fake friends, like guys whose wives are friends.
2.7s(LAUGHING) You have to get me that recipe.
2.8sOh, my God, the cookbook? It's right in the kitchen.
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1.87sSports? No.
1.8s- Movies? - No.
1.87sHiking? No.
1.87s- Cars? - No.
1.37s- Porn? Yes! - Porn? Yes!
1.54s- Gay porn? - No.
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1.63sWelcome to Space Camp, everyone.
1.9sBe sure to grab your physics textbooks.
3.4sAnd you may want to brush up for tomorrow's lecture on orbital dynamics.
2.6sOh, man. I don't belong here, and they know it.
2.25sPeople can always sense a fraud.
3.34sGentlemen, it has come to my attention that there's a Chinese among us.
2sRest assured, he will be found.
5.05sSecurity is launching a full-scale investigation into the genealogy records of every single one of our employees.
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