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3.59sChris! Oh, my God. No, we weren't talking about you.
1.54sYeah, we were talking about Meg.
1.5sWe call her Chris so she doesn't know.
1.87sMEG: Fuck you! Shut up, Chris!
4.74sI know that's not true. (SOBBING) Oh, God.
2.97sPeter, he heard us call him stupid. His own parents.
1.47sWhat have we done?
2.1sWell, you know, Lois, it's never easy hearing the truth.
1.9sEspecially from a fortune cookie.
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1.33sWhat does it say, Peter?
1.5sJust something about perseverance.
1.27sWhat does yours say?
1.63sIt says I'm very creative.
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2.67sOh, by the way, there's a baby in my preschool with HIV,
3.65sand my teacher gave you something to sign to get him kicked out.
6.01sHey, Chris! There's my big, smart son. My special guy, my Chrissy.
2.74sSounds like someone got her vibrator working again.