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2.25s"Then she eats a whole tube of cookie dough,
5.8s"but she must be allergic to it "because there are tears coming out of her eyes "and she always throws up right after.
3.5s"Then she puts paper doll clothes on a picture of a sonogram."
1.27sChris, I think you should stop.
1.97sWhat? I'm doing the best I can.
1.9sI'm not Nathaniel Hawthorne.
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3.09s(CHUCKLING) Nathaniel, what are you doing?
2.3sJust ruining ninth grade for everyone.
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5.37sMr. and Mrs. Griffin, I called you in today because your son, Chris, has been getting in quite a bit of trouble lately.
5.79sIn fact, just yesterday, he tried to pass this drawing off as his Advanced Art project.
1.02sOh, my.
1.13sI'm very embarrassed.
1.27sWell, someone should be.
3.2sI'm sorry, Principal Shepherd. We've tried talking to Chris.
1.6sWe just don't know what else to do.
2.04sWell, I think we may have a solution.
3sWe have these cats that hang around the school, and we feed them.
3.4sWhy doesn't Chris come in, and we can treat him like one of the cats?
2.34sThen, in a couple of years, we'll give him a diploma.
2.27sThat doesn't sound like he'll be getting the best education.