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1.1sI'll tell you what I won't miss.
2.15sThat waiter who thinks he has to be funny.
1.47sYes, I'd like the chopped salad, please.
1.57sAnd could I get no onions on that?
2.8sHmm. I've got a few connections in the back.
1.3sI'll see what I can do.
1.07sYeah, that's funny.
1.6sIf there's one onion on that salad,
2.94syou can forget the $1.80 tip you need to live.
2.49sI'm sorry, you guys. This is all my fault.
2.14sI never should've brought you on the space shuttle.
2.69sYou were right, I am stupid.
2.13sMAN: Hello, up there. Hello?
1.98sI know you all must be pretty terrified right now,
3.14sbut we're doing everything in our power to get you safely back to Earth.
2.1sWe're pretty good at this. We're like six for eight.
1.6sIs there anything we can do?
2.3sWell, fortunately, the ship runs on autopilot.
3.8sWe just need some time to figure out your coordinates and calculate the reentry plan.
2.53sSo just try to stay calm and we'll figure this all out.
3.89sBy the way, you're all quite famous now. You're on every news channel.
1.4sGood afternoon, I'm Brian Williams.
5.31sOur top story, an accidental space shuttle launch that has sent a Rhode Island family into orbit.
2.2sFor more on the story, we go to our local affiliate,
3.47sChannel Five Quahog, where Tom Tucker is on the scene. Tom?