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2.52sJoke complete.
3.15sYou and Dad were right. I'm not smart enough to be here.
1.97sCan you come get me, please, Mom?
1.93sOkay, honey, of course we will.
2.47s(PHONE BEEPS) Hang on, I got another call.
1.4sHello?
3.92sLois, I'm at the gym. I hate it here. I want to come home.
1.6sEverybody's so mean.
3.27sAnd there's this one guy who follows me around and calls me fat.
3.54sWell, I suppose I... (PHONE BEEPS) Hang on, honey, I'm getting another call.
1.62sHello?
2.69sHey, is fat ass home yet? Put him on, I want to talk to him.
3.21s
1.83sThanks for coming to get me, you guys.
1.12sHey, no problem.
4.47sWe spent thousands of dollars to send you here and made two trips to Florida in four days.
1.37sI'm glad we had you.
1.37sWell, I'm sorry.
2.1sI thought I could handle it here, but I was wrong.
2.42sThat's okay, honey, everyone makes mistakes.
2.74sYeah, remember when the fat man brought home that cougar chick?
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