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1.9sEspecially from a fortune cookie.
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1.33sWhat does it say, Peter?
1.5sJust something about perseverance.
1.27sWhat does yours say?
1.63sIt says I'm very creative.
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2.67sOh, by the way, there's a baby in my preschool with HIV,
3.65sand my teacher gave you something to sign to get him kicked out.
6.01sHey, Chris! There's my big, smart son. My special guy, my Chrissy.
2.74sSounds like someone got her vibrator working again.
3.47sOh, look out, everyone. Double-digit IQ joining the table.
2.07sHey, smarty, think fast. Ah!
3sHe knows. He knows it's hot. 'Cause he's smart.
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