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0.93sWink.
0.95sPeter.
1.67sLook, Lois. We had a broken car.
1.6sI did "something,"
1.47sand now we have a new car.
1.9sLook, I said I'd handle it, and I did.
1.4sI suppose you did.
2.27sI just wish my opinion mattered to you.
2.55sWell, The important thing is it matters to you,
2.77sand that's the greatest gift of all.
1.37sHey, Cleveland, come here.
2.09scheck out my onboard computer navigation system.
1.23sStandard.
1.58sLeft turn ahead.
2.24sSpanish. Va A la izquierda alla.
1.23sYakov Smirnoff.
3.3sin Soviet Russia, car drives you!
4.54sThat's fancy and all, but I think you're bargaining for more than you can chew.
1.73sYou're in debt to the Mob.
2.94sThat means they can ask you to do anything.
1.2sAnything!
2.19sRelax, Cleveland. There is no Mob.
1.73sYou're thinking of the Mob in the movies.
1.5sHow am I funny?
1.47sI don't know. You say funny things.
2.87sNo, No. I mean, I'm what? Am I George Carlin funny?
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