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2.95sI don't know about this, Lois. What if something happens to you?
2.12sI'm too old to start dating again.
1.9sOk. Bachelor Number One.
1.65sI'm an ice cream cone.
2.05sHow are you gonna eat me?
1.55sI'd invite my friend Rudy over,
2.67sand the 2 of us would give you a "double dip."
2.95sOoh. Ok, Bachelor Number 2.
3.52sI'd lick off all the cream and give you my special whipped topping.
1.88sHA-ha. Sounds good. Bachelor Number 3?
3.54sI would try to eat you really fast before I got flaccid.
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3.05sI'll be fine. All we have to do is blend in.
1.48sNo problem.
3.14sLike a rhinestone cowboy
1.37sda-da!
0.9sRiding...
2.24s
2.47son a star-Spangled horse and rodeo
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2.12sFor my next number...
1.78sThank you very much, thank you Pawtucket!
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0.98sDavid Schwimmer?
1.52sYeah, hey.
1.27sWhat are you gonna ask the don for?
1.42sWorld peace.