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1.75sCan we go to Duff Gardens this weekend?
3.44sSure. Unless another aunt dies.
2.9sSelma, your date's over already?
2.09sYeah. I was so depressed.
2.57sI ate a jar of expired olives.
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2.3sI guess I'll never have a baby.
2.13sAunt Selma, this may be presumptuous,
3.12sbut have you ever considered artificial insemination?
2.94sBoy, I don't know.
2.48sYou gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot.
3.34sI knew that.
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2.44sHow do I know I'm getting quality?
3.9sDon't worry. Our donors have to pass a rigorous screening process.
2.6sAll done!
2.67sThank you. Always a pleasure.
2.84sWhat a beautiful little girl.
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