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3.84sTo my sister, jackie, I leave my pet iguana, jub jub.
3.6sWhy didn't she just leave me the bowel obstruction that killed her?
3.27sTo my dear childless nieces, Patty and Selma,
5.8sI leave my grandfather clock and these words: Don't die lonely like me.
3.07sRaise a family, and do it now.
4.09sNow! Now! Now!
2.89sHey, a grandfather clock. Not bad.
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3.87sAunt Gladys was right.
2.2sThere's something missing in our lives.
3.2sDon't worry. We'll get that "barking dog" record tomorrow.
3.95sPatty, I want a baby.
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