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2.95sI leave $50,000.
1.73sMr. Hutz!
3.32sYou'd be surprised how often that works. You really would.
1.72sTo Marge, I leave my collection...
2.94sof potato chips that resemble celebrities.
2.32sThey're all here-- Otto von Bismarck,
2.9sMaurice Chevalier, right up to jay Leno.
2.67sThese chips were my children, Marjorie.
3.3sTake special care of them.
1.94s
2sUh-oh.
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3.84sTo my sister, jackie, I leave my pet iguana, jub jub.
3.6sWhy didn't she just leave me the bowel obstruction that killed her?
3.27sTo my dear childless nieces, Patty and Selma,
5.8sI leave my grandfather clock and these words: Don't die lonely like me.
3.07sRaise a family, and do it now.
4.09sNow! Now! Now!