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0.48sand asked little in return.
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2.33sHe never--
3sThat's a woman? Dear Lord!
2.84sWell, I guess...
2smost of what I said can be salvaged.
2.27sTake a seat, bozo.
2.57sAnd that eulogy better not show up on the bill.
1.93sI'll keep this short.
2.7sGladys lived alone, died alone.
3.99sI guess you could say she was a role model for Selma and me.
2.62sShe wasn't a rich woman--
2.99sbut she was rich in spirit.
2.2sForgot my hat.
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4.39sDon't hassle the dead, boy. They have eerie powers.
3.7sI thought this thing was gonna be catered.
2.4sBoy, am I hungry.
3.39sI mean I'm really, really hungry.
4.65sIt's just not fair, damn it!