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2.02sWhy do you wanna have a baby so bad?
2.13sI got a lotta love to give,
4.5sand, right now, my only outlet is my ham radio.
2.63s
0.5sAre you sure you've thought this through?
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1.94sA child can really change your life.
2.2sYou'll have to give up smoking.
0.3sI'll chew.
0.63sNo man will want you.
3.84sAll I got now is sperm in a cup.
4.35s
2.69sCome on! Come on! Time to get up!
2.4sWe wanna go to Duff Gardens!
0.87sTime to go to Duff Gardens!
1.84s
1.88sOh, great. Dad's dead.
2.5s
1.39s
3.25sHave you been eating that sandwich again?
2.47sSandwich.
1.84s
2.84sGeez, we hardly made a dent in that 10-foot hoagie.
2.1sWell, I'll give it a good home.
1.75sMm!
1.93sYou've been eating that thing for a week.