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1.98sI have a web site!
4.34sABE: Welcome to my home page. Why don't you visit more often?
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5.15sMr. Simpson, if you want to find that bear that attacked you, use this.
3.74sIt tracks an electronic tag I stuck in the bear's ear.
3.64sIt's the same technology they use to keep tabs on Gary Busey.
3.57sFinally, science has joined forces with revenge.
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1.47sNow listen.
7.99sThe bull grizzly is seven feet tall, weighs more than a Mazda Miata and can tear through a tree like a Jewish mother through self-esteem.
4.24sNext time you face him, you better have some way to protect yourself.
1.43s(CRUNCHING)
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11.34sIt's the eye of the tiger it's the thrill of the fight Risin' up to the challenge of our rival And the... Lookin' good.
3.54sAnd I did it all without wasting money on one of those stupid welder's masks.
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