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1.63s(DROOLING)
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1.97sWelcome to Sprawl-Mart!
2.07sGrampa? You have a job?
3.17sHow dare you challenge my perceptions of what old people can do!
4.3sI'm a greeter. I'm here to make every visit special.
2.54sAnd to size up potential shoplifters.
2.55sLike I can't shoplift with my mouth.
2.72s
1.77sHa-ha!
3.57sWow. Look at all this stuff.
3.29sOh, look, Jaclyn Smith has her own line of axe heads!
4.24sYeah, it's impressive. But I still haven't found the perfect gift for Marge,
2.8sonly imperfect stuff for me.
3.15sHey, look. It's "Hairy Ass" Tubman.
5.05s(LAUGHING) Well, well, if it isn't Fatty and Smell-ma.
1.52sYour names can't hurt us.
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5.22s(MOANS) Aunts Patty and Selma, can you help us pick out a Mother's Day gift?