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3.39sHey, Dad, why don't we try the Sprawl-Mart?
2.77sYeah, I love Sprawl-Mart. They've got everything.
2.97sEven Christian videos with talking vegetables.
4.65sMighty Yamses, we are weary of building your food pyramid.
3.07sLet my pickles go!
2.72sMmm! Moses.
1.63s(DROOLING)
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1.97sWelcome to Sprawl-Mart!
2.07sGrampa? You have a job?
3.17sHow dare you challenge my perceptions of what old people can do!
4.3sI'm a greeter. I'm here to make every visit special.
2.54sAnd to size up potential shoplifters.
2.55sLike I can't shoplift with my mouth.
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1.77sHa-ha!
3.57sWow. Look at all this stuff.
3.29sOh, look, Jaclyn Smith has her own line of axe heads!
4.24sYeah, it's impressive. But I still haven't found the perfect gift for Marge,
2.8sonly imperfect stuff for me.