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5.24sYeah. We'd rather have a live sissy mincing around the house than some dead hero any day.
2.3sChoke on your candor!
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3.44sYou can strangle Bart, but you can't strangle your humiliation.
1.22sIt's a deal!
1.35s(CHOKING)
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5.44sHey, Simpson, I heard your dad's afraid of a little, old, giant grizzly bear.
3.92sThe only thing my dad's afraid of is paying child support.
3.27sMy dad once beat up six employees at KFC.
2.62sAnd he'd been up for three days.
3.42sSMITHERS: Homer Simpson, report to Mr. Burns' office immediately.
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1.94sAhhh! (WHIMPERING)
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5.09s(ALL LAUGHING) What a delightful practically-based joke.