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1.13shi, mOM.
1.67soh, Look at you all.
4.25sI know someone who's getting a gift certificate for liposuction in her stocking.
1.3sThank you, Nana.
1.05sHello, everyone.
1.28sHi, Daddy.
1.58sBonjour, Monsieur Pewterschmidt.
1.33sDid Peter have a stroke?
1.9sNo, Daddy. Peter's cultured himself,
1.97slike Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.
2.47sOh, So I should treat him like a high-class whore.
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2.94sThat's fine. Just no kissing on the lips.
2.59sWould you like a piece of candy?
1.82sI smell death on you!
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1.67s
1.5sAhoy, Mr. Pewterschmidt.
1.7sPermission to come aboard?
1.8s- No! - Thanks.
4sHey, Quite a schooner you got here. What is she? Like, a 45-footer?
1.83sWell, Peter, I didn't know you were a sailor.
1.67sI didn't know you looked so good in shorts.
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1.3sWhat?
1.8sOh, You don't have an eye spliced in this mooring line.
2.42sHere, I'll just tie a bowline in there and make one for you.
1.18sThat should hold her.
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2.69sAnd this is a '74 Pinot Noir.
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