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3.25sBrian should be allowed to see his puppies!
1.72sPeter, think about what you're doing.
2.42sI am. Your Honor, Brian'll be a great dad.
1.83sHell, If--if I was half the parent Brian is,
2.07sI'd know that Chris's favorite ice cream is--
0.87sChocolate-chip.
1.45sAnd Stewie's favorite bedtime story is--
0.98sGoodnight, Moon.
1.2sAnd Meg's real father's name is--
1.08sStan Thompson.
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3.89sI've heard enough. I do believe that Brian would be a successful parent.
2.5sHowever, if he was to repeat his actions at the dog track,
2.5she would be setting a bad example for his puppies.
4.22sTherefore, I grant Brian custody with the condition that he be neutered first.
4.27sYeah! You did it, buddy! Oh, Congratulations! Oh, man!
1.63sWhat does "neutered" mean?
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1.9sYou're almost there, Sea Breeze.
2.62sOh, and, uh, Also, uh, i--I didn't bring this up before,
2.7sbut, uh, promise me you won't eat any of them.
2.54sYou know, Brian, It occurs to me that this is like a Greek tragedy,
2.77swhere a man must choose between himself and his children.
2.87sOf course, you'll be playing the role of "Sans Testaclese."
1.53sHa-ha.
2.67sWe're ready for you, down the hall.