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3.37sThey're coming over later and Bill's going to bring his Stretch Armstrong.
2.74sOh, man! And his arms stretch out to next week!
2.82sYour Honor, Peter Griffin would like to take the stand.
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4.5sMr. Griffin, Which of the following 2 phrases best describes Brian Griffin?
2.57s"Problem drinker" or "African-American haberdasher"?
2.77sUm, i--I guess "problem drinker." But that's--
5.47sThank you. Now, "Sexual deviant" or "magic picture that if you stare at it long enough you see something"?
2.07sWell, "Sexual deviant," but that other one's not even--
3.75sThank you. Now, Isn't it true that you told my client, Carter Pewterschmidt,
4.49sthat Brian is a menace to society and should never be allowed to see his children?
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3.25sBrian should be allowed to see his puppies!
1.72sPeter, think about what you're doing.
2.42sI am. Your Honor, Brian'll be a great dad.
1.83sHell, If--if I was half the parent Brian is,
2.07sI'd know that Chris's favorite ice cream is--
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