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1.2sHe'd love to, Daddy.
1.03sThat sounds dynamite.
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3.49sBrian, come over here and meet Sea Breeze, my prize-winning dog.
2.1sIsn't she a perfect specimen?
4.99sI mean, look at these legs, and that beautiful coat and feel the heat coming off of her genitalia.
3.1sYou could roast a marshmallow. That's how You can tell she's a champion.
2.5sGo on. Put your hand there.
1.6sOh. Oh, boy. That is-- That--
1.27sIs that something?
2.15sThat--That is something. That is-- That--that is hot.
2.1sIsn't she the most beautiful dog you've ever seen?
2.37sYes, Yes, sh-she is a beautiful dog.
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1.2sAnd that's ok.
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2.7sGentlemen, this is Peter. He's the idiot my daughter married.
1.08sMichael Eisner.
1.5sBill Gates.
3.3sBill, Peter's an antitrust lawyer with the Justice Department.
3.05sAh, Just kidding. He's a fisherman, or some stupid thing.
0.9sHey, fellas.
1.88sWow! Ted Turner!
1.52sI told you guys not to invite him.
1.47sOh, He must've followed us.
2.87sCome on, ladies. Are we gonna play cards or what?